YOUR INPUT IS IMPERATIVE FELLOW K9rs!
Greetings my fellow K9rs – l feel sure that many of you know me already, but to the few that don’t, my name is Scrappy Doodlepip and l write about my ‘Tails and ‘Pawventures’ on my blog here whilst on my journey on Planet Earth training my 2 leggeds in the finer arts of K9 ownership.
I am on a fact gathering quest of discovery of which l am desperate for your help to assist in the riddle of the K9r mind! l have devised a series of questions for you to answer if you would please. Once this research is complete it will enable me to start my book “Bark Power To The K9” which once finished will be a living testament to the 2 leggeds that WE are in fact the superior race!
If you are interested in pawticipaing please email me at email@example.com and l will email you back with the questionnaire.
Thank you so much!
Power To the Bark!
A] Personal Details
1] Your Name/s?
2] Your 2 Leggeds Names?
[I call mine Mummy and Dad as an example]
3] What type of K9 are you? [Breed]
4] How Old Are You?
5] Do you run your household?
6] Do you live inside or outside the house?
7] Where about in the world do you live?
B] Exercise/Play Time/Adventuring
8] How often do you take your 2 leggeds for a walk?
[Once or twice daily or more?]]
9] Do you vary the walks or trek the same route every day?
10] Do your 2 leggeds allow you to talk to other K9’s on your walks or do they huff and puff behind you and urge you to hurry along?
11] Are you allowed to do ‘stuff’ on your walks freely?
(Like roll in fox scat, cow pats, run wild or be allowed to take quality time to sniff?)
12] Have your 2 leggeds ever embarrassed you? If so how?
(Telling you to drop it/stop eating poop in front of your fellow K9rs?)
13] Do your 2 leggeds expect you to fetch the ball/toy every time during soft/hard play?
(I don’t, not every time anyway – mostly l just give them the look that says; “Seriously??”)
* Do you have favourite toys and if so what are they?
14] Are you loved every day?
Made to feel special?
15] Do your 2 leggeds take you away on holidays with them?
16] Do you get to pick where you go if they do?
17] Are you given treats? Too few or just right? What are your favourites?
18] Are you fed a nutritional diet?
19] Is your food moist or dry or both or even the raw meat diet?
20] Do you enjoy it or is it boring?
21] Do you eat it every day, or sometimes refuse to?
22] Are you allowed to sample your 2 leggeds food?
23] Do you eat your food when you are expected to, or when you wish to?
D] Your Personal K9 Stuff
24] Do you have a favourite piece of 2 legged clothing and if so, do they know?
25] Go on be a Devil – tell us what it is ….?
26] Do you deliberately play up at times, just to annoy or worry the 2 leggeds?
27] Do you have a bed?
28] If so, do you sleep in your bed, or their bed, or the couch or all three and more?
29] How much alone time or ‘just you’ time do you have?
(Mine fuss a lot over me, and trying to get that time for wellbeing is hard)
30] Do your 2 leggeds make you dress up?
* For which holiday or festivity is this applicable?
[I expect to see a quality posing K9 picture here please.]
* Pose for pictures?
31] Do you actually enjoy it or simply tolerate it because it appears to please them?
32] Do you have a friendly vet?
33] What would be your perfect day?
In spite of everything … the manipulations and the training you must subject them to – are they happy that you are there to mentor for them?
Finally, in your own words tell us something about both you and your 2 leggeds that the questions haven’t touched on or asked about – something unique …
Maybe you have a Blog like me, or run your own website, or … ?
I hope to see pictures of my adoring fans attached here please – not just for me, but for all the other K9rs who participate.